Only The Walking Dead can make you cheer for a little girl shooting a lesbian in the face.
when the teacher’s passing out a test the whole class knows they’re gonna fail
there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”
never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them